"True knowledge is not about knowing the answers. It’s when you begin asking the right questions."
"Is palpitating from drinking too much overpriced coffee considered cardio exercise?"
"Best thing about your funeral is that you don’t have to prepare a speech."
"I’m not a girl not yet a woman-gay guy thinking of getting his sex changed."
"Reading and writing-the joys of life... not convinced? facebook and texting."
"Ano ang pagkakatulad ng lasing at ng galit? Parehong magaling mag English."